In a crazy, drunken night Josh Hamilton trashed his hotel room, got an escort service, and threw theme party. It was a disgraceful display of lack of will power and poor character. In his room we found a bottle of Nyquil, which clearly had like, two teaspoons missing. He left his towels ALL over the floor. It was crazy.
Hamilton’s agent couldn’t be reached for comment, but he willingly responded to questions, “Uh, first of all I had some Nyquil because I wasn’t feeling well. Because I wasn’t feeling well I couldn’t get out of bed to pick up my towels. I had food delivered and a doctor stopped by to check on me. It wasn’t a crazy, theme party guys.”
Denial is an ugly thing, kids. He wouldn’t even apologize to the Rangers for his actions. He’s obviously gone off the deep end and I’m sure this will affect his career. It’s a tragic sight.
(Shown here doing Nyquil body shots with the “doctor” and “delivery boy”)
(Source: ESPN)
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I love my Jesus Hambino, but this made me laugh so hard.
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